E.T. and Heide Simonis

Hey ya, I just came home from work; my promoworx, you know.

I worked for a VIP event in Schoenkirchen near Kiel, where they reopened a wellness and spa gym thing, called MARE. I welcomed the (very important) guests and met, amongst others, Heide Simonis. Heide was the prime minister of Schleswig-Holstein from 1993 til 2005. In the moment she entered the room I thought, (omg) she looks kind of wasted…and tired, old and…just not was fresh as she looks on TV. Well, I never met a politician or a VIP so close, except for Peter Lustig from the TV series “Loewenzahn“, whom I met in Eckernfoerde a few years ago (biggrin). Sorry, I zone out. Hmm…Miss Simonis, why is she here, I thought, and by the way: what’s up, Heide? Long time no see! Where was the current prime minister, Peter Harry Carstensen? Not invited? Not arrived? Not interested? Nothing to talk about? Simonis talked about her Unicef commitment and who could also thank the MARE team for donating 1000 Euros for her Africa project. Good, but a lot of blablablubb. That’s my rhyme for the night.

I still wonder why my oculist said (two years ago) that I don’t need to wear glasses. I drove home when it already was dark (around 10:30 pm). On the way from Kiel to Eckernfoerde weren’t many cars, but a strange vehicle driving right in front of me.
The moving vehicle was very narrow (maybe 1 meter width) and had an abnormal hight (~2 meters) but had an egg-like form; it had many red back lights (in a form of a diamond, to the right, to the left, to the top…) that I thought, it can’t be a car, but it can’t be a motorcycle either. What the h** is that? I felt uneasy. I shook my head because I really thought my eyes are that poor. Then I drove wide-eyed *glubsch* to see better. I tried to drive closer. I still couldn’t figure out what was driving in front of me. I couldn’t overtake. I then had thoughts like…s**t I need a small digicam in my tiny handbag that is always with me, s**t, in the best moments you cannot save/share what you see…is the thing from this world though?…and all that…you know, weird irrational fantasy-real-mix female thoughts. Breeeaaaathhhheee…the “thing” turned into a left lane and I could ‘overtake’ on the right lane and risk a look at it: huh? you want to know? It was a huge motorcycle or a home-on-two-wheels that had so many back lights that it should be forbidden to drive with it, because it could confuse tired Cola’s on her/their way home. Unfortunately I couldn’t really see much of it, because it was too dark, but it had the length of a car and a really big bum (butt, Hintern). I guess it doesn’t look that spectacular at daytime, but anyway, I really was kind of excited that it had my attention for the whole 20 minutes drive home.

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