Social network befriendings…

Lately in my Facebooks message inbox.
A long list of mainly guys were sitting in my friend request line in Facebook for quite a while (months or so), until I decided to accept their “friends”-request (as I’ve read the ‘motivating’ blog entry of Julia).
Well, you can see what happened:

Guy 1:

hi how r u
i dont know wat to say here 1st time
just wanna friendship with u
hmmmm
and yah i dont know that i have to say that u look beautiful or nice or hot or sexy cause i know already so many guys told u before so i think leave it
waiting for ur reply

“Kind” as I am I answered:

Hi thanks, I just thought I give it a try and accept a few friend requests from people I don’t know.
I’m not available for flirting or anything like that.

Guy 1′s response:

hahaha
if i tell u so u will not belive me
but really when i was looking ur pics so i was thinking abt u that may be we will good good friends and really i mean it cause u look so naughty and fun loving so thats y i was thinking abt u like this
nd by the way i wanna tell u that i am no more in dubai now cause i lost my job 1 week ago cause of this fuckin recession and now i am at my home with my family:D
so tell me wanna be friends?

What would be my answer?

Guy 2 who was also sitting in my request line for ages:

hay there…Hw r ya?Do i know ya??U added me on your friend request..

My reply:

Haha, no YOU added me; a while ago. I thought you tell me if and from where we might know each other…haha! =)

No reply after that.

Guys!!

Correct spelling in “normal” English is totally uncool nowadays, I guess. I always find it really exhausting to read through these slang short forms of words. “hw r ya” “how are you”, come on, it doesn’t take 2 seconds to write this!

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