The perfect job

From the current local newspaper:

Would you like to wear a bikini and work Monday to Friday. Non-sexual. Full training. Start immed. 0416xxxxxx

I wonder what the full training might be…how to wear a bikini in a non-sexual way?

My blog and I

We are not a good team at the moment.
I am working on convincing myself to keep this blog a site where I actually log my life and my thoughts. The fact: Life is busy, then not busy enough and the worst; not satisfying at the moment or to be honest for quite a while already. Ready to…(you fill the gap).
I will post photos from our nice little Easter trip in the next days, if can find the motivation and time to actually go through it. Of course I will…*slapping myself in the face*. Allrighty, that was my other half, not that one who is sleeping on the couch at the moment, no, my Gemini-half. Okay, I will try to guide my sleepy groundhog to the real bed now. Or better don’t awaken sleeping Nate-dogs? If you could see it how he is lying between, under and on all these new couch pillows that I bought today. He seems to like the couch for a sleep. Second night in a row that I find him asleep on it. Ikea is not so bad, isn’t it? Ich habs ja gesagt (I said (knew) it before), this couch is very comfy. Still, off to the real bed now.

Happy Easter…in the bush

Happy Easter to our family and friends, and to my dear blog readers!

We are leaving the big city for three days to enjoy the nature around Nannup at the Blackwood River. We’ve heard that the Margaret River area (our first planned area) will be too crowded with Easter people, therefore Nathan made new plans. Going a bit more inland to the beautiful area around Nannup. Camping (sleeping in my new car ), hiking, relaxing, fishing, maybe canoing; and everything far away from all these crazy holiday people.

Our My car is packed, food is prepared, the mattress is rolled up on the back seat (we want to have it nice and comfy), Nathan will come home from work in the next minutes, and then we’ll leave!

By the way, has anyone heard that port (wine) is good against mosquitos? My friend K. told me, if you drink a bit before sunset, you won’t get bitten. Of course I need to try this out. Me, who always gets eaten by these beasts…

Do not read beauty magazines

Because it just makes you feel ugly.
Luckily I don’t read them anyway.
But I hope I am not too late with always wearing sunscreen (of course not at night).
Looking at photos from only 5 years ago make me feel old.

This video is called ‘advice to live by’. So true…

Time for another PiCola quiz

What is this?

Please make your guess (in the comments) as exact as possible.

Social network befriendings…

Lately in my Facebooks message inbox.
A long list of mainly guys were sitting in my friend request line in Facebook for quite a while (months or so), until I decided to accept their “friends”-request (as I’ve read the ‘motivating’ blog entry of Julia).
Well, you can see what happened:

Guy 1:

hi how r u
i dont know wat to say here 1st time
just wanna friendship with u
hmmmm
and yah i dont know that i have to say that u look beautiful or nice or hot or sexy cause i know already so many guys told u before so i think leave it
waiting for ur reply

“Kind” as I am I answered:

Hi thanks, I just thought I give it a try and accept a few friend requests from people I don’t know.
I’m not available for flirting or anything like that.

Guy 1′s response:

hahaha
if i tell u so u will not belive me
but really when i was looking ur pics so i was thinking abt u that may be we will good good friends and really i mean it cause u look so naughty and fun loving so thats y i was thinking abt u like this
nd by the way i wanna tell u that i am no more in dubai now cause i lost my job 1 week ago cause of this fuckin recession and now i am at my home with my family:D
so tell me wanna be friends?

What would be my answer?

Guy 2 who was also sitting in my request line for ages:

hay there…Hw r ya?Do i know ya??U added me on your friend request..

My reply:

Haha, no YOU added me; a while ago. I thought you tell me if and from where we might know each other…haha! =)

No reply after that.

Guys!!

Correct spelling in “normal” English is totally uncool nowadays, I guess. I always find it really exhausting to read through these slang short forms of words. “hw r ya” “how are you”, come on, it doesn’t take 2 seconds to write this!

European union is now ONE country

Austria – Servus
Belgium – Hallo, Salut
Bulgaria – Dobar den
Cyprus – Γεια σου ['Yia Sou']
Czech Republic – Nazdar Ahoj
Denmark – Hej
Estonia – Tere/Tervist
Finland – Hei, Terve
France – Bonjour, Salut
German – Hallo, Moin
Greece – Γεια σου ['Yia Sou']
Hungary – Szia
Ireland – Hello
Italy – Ciao
Latvia – Sveiki
Lithuania – Labas, Sveiki
Luxembourg – Moien, Salut
Malta – Hellow, Bongu ['Bon-Jew'], Aw Siehbi
Netherlands – Hallo
Poland – Cześć
Portugal – Olá
Romania – Salut
Slovakia- Ahoj
Slovenia – Zdravo
Spain – Hola
Sweden – Hej
United Kingdom – Hello

All these countries are now just one large country (counting as one), using the name European Union (as it has been before for the group of single countries), but making it easier for globalisation purposes to only have one big country. There will be a new European language being introduced as well. They are currently working on the final release. The new language is supposed to be called “Ynhth bhysh cslmhcosazh” (Yint bisch schmossasch), chosen to be easy spoken by every European culture. But the discussions about the name of the new language haven’t finished yet. Does it mean, we (Europeans) all have to learn this new common language? Does anyone know more about this?

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