Wer hats live gesehen, bzw. gehoert im deutschen Fernsehen?
Ich link sowas lieber hier weg….das ZDF, die machen aber auch Sachen…nej nej nej. Hier gibts den Lacher.

Ring ring….
D: “Hi, Daughter of Mrs.X speaking.”
Me: “Hi, this is Anja, is Mrs.X available?”
D: “Yes, just a moment”
Background noise. Mrs.X is busy doing something.
Mrs.X from the background to D: “Who is it, love?”
D to Mrs.X: “I don’t know, I think she is Scottish.”

Must I be proud now?
Or is it a typical case [...]

…except you are worrying to much about the following few things:

The map doesn’t show the biting monster ants, which won’t let me sit on the grass in our garden without pain and annoyance,….and cockroaches, and snakes,…and yes, no doubt, I really enjoy it here. Honestly!
[via email by K.]

G’day!
Yes, in hard times like these…I sometimes read horoscopes…today mine (gemini) is:
“This is an excellent time for whipping up great faith in whatever new trip you are onto, regardless of its apparent merits. Faith is the operative word here, for if you instill enough of it yourself and inspire enough of it in others, you [...]